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the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it
My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…
No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.
Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code. No keys.
Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen. TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that. But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.
Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out. I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?
So, yeah. There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere. And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag. It fits more anyway.
what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me
Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.
I’ve gotten more notes on this comment than anything else I’ve ever posted, but this is the best addition to it I’ve ever seen. Thank you.
LOW-ER DECKS! LOW-ER DECKS!
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She has such a gentle face...
OHHHHHH SHE'S BEEAUTIFUL 🥺🥺🥺
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[I.D. of the second image: A digital painting of the same photo above of Willabee. The artist focuses on her face and body, leaving the background and foreground simple. She’s painted in warm browns, reds, and yellows. End I.D.]
I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking
Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway.
It's June 1. It's time.
Go be gay.
You know what time it is.
ALTDracula was published 127 years ago on May 26 which makes today World Dracula Day! Jonathan Harker, watch out.
y'all want everything on the woman to be fat except the woman.
the number of art pieces I see where a wide woman has a stick thin neck or a thin woman has a disproportionately round stomach or the fucking twitter hips phenomenon of "this is my character Fat Fuck" and its a thin woman with mile wide hips and thighs is annoying.
learn some fucking anatomy or im taking away your "I fuck with fat bitches card" until you know what a fat woman actually fucking looks like.
reblog it cowards.
"low support needs disabled people are often not believed to have a disability at all and therefore struggle to get accommodations."
"high support needs disabled people's accommodations are often seen as 'too much' and therefore are not met."
"neurodivergent people's needs are often dismissed because nothing is physically wrong with them."
"physically disabled people people often cannot physically access buildings and people refuse to do anything about it."
"invisibly disabled people are seen as lazy by society."
"visibly disabled people are ostracized from society."
IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE DISABILITY
ALTI painted very round birbs
Forget-me-not tutorial: https://youtu.be/V4ujQh0zSV8
Rose tutorial: https://youtu.be/y80go3gMGjU
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